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Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass, the now-infamous celebrity hindquarters that recently found itself at the center of a cellulite-related tabloid scandal, has politely refused Playboy's generous offer to correct the recent paparazzi-inflicted indignity by lending the rump its legendary, dimple-eradicating Photoshop and soft-lighting services. The magazine, however, is still holding out hope that ongoing negotiations with the rep for the actress's less media-shy breasts will be more fruitful. [ITW]