Alpha Kitty Rory Is Obsessed With Wristbands!

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Joshua Stein

12/19/07 02:40PM

Filed to: heeyyyyy! alphakitttttties!

We're just getting into the weird and wonderful and actually quite fragile world of video responses to monster-dragon-cat Atoosa Rubinstein's femilady empowerment project of Alpha Kitties. Minnie Fay, the adorably vacant Connecticut teenager, as we learned in her most recent post, is a vegetarian: "I don't eat things with immune systems." Her boyfriend, Rory, is also an Alphakitty and has his own channel! Sadly, he doesn't have eyeballs, only dark recesses under his bangs. But! He sure does love wristbands.

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hhpeterson13 Joshua Stein 12/19/07 05:44PM

@crookedE: Yeah! He liked all the same music and movies you liked, you could envision going to Homecoming with him, and when you finally spent some time with him realized he was a spoiled and ambiguously-gendered wanker.

hageesheart Joshua Stein 12/20/07 01:04AM

@crookedE: nono, not weird.

you kids, you're too mean. this is what people do in too big a world. he's a commenter with a video camera. that sounds sarcastic and/or dumb, and maybe it is, but. point is: we're all dumb.

Truculent Joshua Stein 12/19/07 03:55PM

I don't eat things with immune systems? What's your stance on things with a lymphatic system? Or third-space blood loss? Are you pro or anti-bone marrow? Until we fully understand your feelings about each and every biological system, going out to dinner is going to be a bitch

Conbon Joshua Stein 12/19/07 02:51PM

"I don't eat things with immune systems."

I'm going to resist that one as a training exercise for the New Denton Order. Besides, I find jokes about dinner recipes for cats with Feline AIDS offensive.