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In a Very Special Issue of OK! Magazine set to arrive on newsstands tomorrow, sixteen-year-old Zoey 101 star Jamie Lynn Spears, the pride of Nickelodeon's teen talent stable, will reveal that she's continuing the proud family tradition of ill-advised pregnancies established by infant-fumbling, mothering-impaired older sister Britney.

The lucky father—who'll be catapulted to Federlinian levels of baby-making notoriety by morning, have a record contract by noon, and have shot a Taco Bell commercial playing off his lovable-ne'er-do-well persona by close of business Wednesday—is reportedly someone named Casey Aldridge, the young Spears's boyfriend. Please join us we officially welcome Jamie Lynn and C-Ald (C-'Dridge?—we're going to have to work on that nickname) as they take this crucial first step towards tabloid ubiquity.

UPDATE: Things move quickly in the knocked-up-teen-celebrity world: Nickelodeon's already released a statement: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being"