Having whetted their appetites for fresh talk-show meat by feasting upon late-night appetizer Carson Daly last Tuesday night, the renegade Writers Guild opreatives who memorably ruined Jerry Rice's Last Call appearance have issued the above YouTube video, pledging to go after any other host who dares to cross the WGA picket line.

Following this morning's announcement that both The Tonight Show and Late Night are returning to the air without their scribes, expect taser-wielding NBC pages to be put on high-alert and given instructions to fire at will the moment an audience member begins to heckle Jay Leno for not being funny enough, a tragically indiscriminate policy that likely will claim as many bored tourists as Guild vigilantes.