An Inconvenient Globes

· Golden Globes can't make up their minds, and neither, it seems, can the nominees. Catching up with Quentin T.
· StrikeWatch: A whole new slew of logos for the AMPTP, and a ticking, dollar-based death clock. Daly, interrupted.
· Denials and outings amongst the Rubyfruit Mafia.
· Introducing American Gladiators 2.0.
· Steven Spielberg insists he isn't going anywhere.
· The Olsen twins have chinchilla blood on their hands.
· Adam Sandler, übermensch.
· Britney Spears goes missing.
· Does KITT sound a little like Gob to you?
· A Dolce Group rape accusation.
· A week of Forbes lists: Overpaid A-listers, and babies who are worth every penny.
· Kid Nation ends in kid self-annihilation.
