On last night's very special Christmas episode of "30 Rock," the line between Tracy Jordan and Tracy Morgan became even blurrier when Jordan was forced to wear a court-ordered alcohol-detecting anklet. It's dark because it's true! Morgan was arrested twice (once on each coast!) for driving under the influence and given an alcohol vapor-monitoring accessory of his very own for 80 days. Merry Ludachristmas!
Andy Richter as Mitch? Fucking genius.
Which, to dorks like me, created an inconsistency from last season. Jenna confessed that Mitch was "really disgusting in bed", but last night recalled it fondly.
Jesus Christ on a bike, I need a life.
My absolute favorite 30 Rock moment is the Tracy Jordan Christmas song from last year:
"Imagine Christmas wishes, shooting out of your eyes
A candy cake full of snow dreams, a stocking full of smi-ah-iles!
It's a Jordan Christmas"
Pure magic. I watched the hell out of that clip.
@Orangina: No Tracy song will ever top "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah," however.
@Clare: Gotcha. That's what I thought you meant. Yeah, I caught the new 30 Rock last night, which was awesome (am I the only sick fuck well-versed enough in Internet memes to have caught all the "lemon party" jokes they kept making?). And I didn't mind the Benihana Christmas ep of the office last year, to be honest. Not sure how well it holds up under repeated viewings, but I dug it the first time around.
I'm totally using "Happy Jewish!" from now on.
And Alec Baldwin and Elaine Stritch are immediately the best comedy duo ever.
For those of you who are new to the show, run to the nearest place that sells DVD type things and get the first season. And then thank me profusely, especially via gifts of wine and nice bracelets.
