Heidi Montag's 'Leaked' Single Is Heinous, Duh
- Heidi Montag's song 'Touch Me' is online and it makes you realize how talented Britney Spears is. [P*r*z, sorry!]
- Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling were spotted sharing a "cozy cigarette" outside a restaurant, which means they must be doing it. [Page Six]
- 'Full House' castmembers John Stamos and Bob Saget reunited with the Olsen twins for a night of drinking, which is weird. [Page Six]