At long last, the Most Dramatic Staph-Infection-Related Project Runway Departure Ever aired last night, in which contestant Jack Mackenroth developed a MRSA beneath his mouth (pronounced MER-sa, it stands for Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, and this is a great place to start if you'd like to learn more about antibiotic-resistant bacterial infections and you!), forcing the Dale Levitski-snugglebum to tearfully excuse himself from the competition.

You know what's funny about that? Nothing! Couldn't we have at least pulled Tim Gunn's inadvertent joke about all the bad decisions he's made at 3 a.m.? What's that? We're informed we could not. So it's staph infections, tears, and failure for you. Enjoy!