One of those little people storming the Post's newsroom last night was Robin Sherwood, who almost died at a party in Miami last week but was rescued by Paris Hilton. "Wee-man took me out partying for three days straight and I forgot to do my dialysis, so I kind of blacked out," the damaged-kidneyed little guy told Page Six in their office last night while breakdancing on a desk. (Seriously.) This took place, incidentally, on Page Sixer Paula Froelich's 8-year anniversary of Page Sixing. We were going to send her a really ugly stripper but this sort of wins, in that "Punk'd" meets "Mulholland Drive" way. [Page Six]