The subway antisemitism plot thickens! Joseph Jirovec, one of the Q train dudes who attacked Jews who'd wished him a 'Happy Hanukkah' told the Post that he can't be an anti-Semite because, he says, his mom is Jewish. Sort of like how, that time Joseph was accused of a hate crime against black kids, he told cops that he was a two-star general in the Bloods and that "most of [his] friends are black and Spanish."