· Actually, we don't really care about Johnny Fairplay's teeth. We just wanted to watch the part where Danny Bonaduce chucks him over his shoulder one more time. Or however many times TMZ managed to work that clip into their update story on the state of Fairplay's mouth.
· There are five easy steps to getting a ride on The Butterscotch Stallion.
· Viacom permalancers have caught walkout fever.
· The Dude abides.