Kristian Laliberte Doesn't Actually Know Big Words

- Unruly Heir Kristian Laliberte may have plagiarized an article in one of his press releases. Also, he "is clearly a monkey." [NYO]
- Cops are investigating a break-in at Charlize Theron's house. [Us Weekly]
- Quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to almost two years in prison for his inhumane dogfighting activities. [NYDN]