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"I always feel like something of an impostor," Jodie Foster said at this week's Hollywood Reporter 'Women in Entertainment Power 100' breakfast this week. Says the AP: "Foster characterized herself as a 'professional' and a 'gentleman.'" Really? What else, Clarice? "I don't know what I'm doing... I suppose that's my one little secret." Nonsense, my dear, surely you have more than just the one? "The one lesson is to try and be who you are and not try and be somebody else because you're never going to be very good at being somebody else." But Jodie, maybe if you just sat with us and went over it a few times, we could get it down pat? Great, thanks, you're the best!