Some time ago, this very website told you to read Achewood, the funniest thing on the internet. And many of you did! Little did we know it would end in tragedy, played out, as it so often is, on an electronic auction website.

A reader emails:

You know how you guys told me to check out Achewood? Well, I did and got my boyfriend totally hooked on it. For Christmas I ordered a signed strip for him. This one.

Right after I ordered it, I found out he has been sleeping with some 23-year-old whore waitress at his restaurant (he just got promoted from sous chef to head chef and it clearly went to both their heads).

I can't return it because it is signed. I don't want to give it to him anyway because he is a lying sack of shit and I want him and that skank to die.

Please help me find someone who wants this?

Thanks. Its $24 bucks.

Here is the sad auction. No bids so far, but surely our altruistic readers can change that.

And though it is perhaps callous of us to say so, there is something particularly Achewoodian about the whole "hooking up with a 23-year-old waitress after a kitchen promotion" story. Sorry!

Signed Achewood Comic [eBay]