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· Hollywood: Divvied by I.Q.s.
· Relive a rollercoaster of strike-related emotions.
· Carson Daly's decision to cross the picket lines and employ his father as a scab doesn't go over so great.
· If For Your Consideration ads had Oscars, Walk Hard would have already won.
· Find Enchanted's hidden "fuck!"
· Hm. Do fat people repulse us? Maybe we should apply for The Moment of Truth and find out!
· A fat line with Kenickie is like a Hallmark card...when you care enough to send the very best.
· The Curious Case of the Rashy Beauty Queen
· Marie Osmond wants to be the girl with the most cake, but that honor goes to Helio.
· Jake Gyllenhaal to climb into a butch pair of tights, but Reese wears the pants in the family.
· There's just something about Carrot Top, isn't there?
· A grassroots T-shirt slogan campaign arises around a simple, five-word desire: "I'm Looking to Blow Beowulf."