Remember when we shared yesterday's heartwarming meet-cute story of a dude who finagled a lady into bed by pretending to like "indie" when really he liked "alternative" and, in spite of the lies, was still with her a year later? Well, now he's not anymore!

For the record...the missus saw the story last night, and I was promptly thrown out of her apartment. Apparently she wasn't too thrilled with some of my choice adjectives, namely "moderately good." Unrelated, she also hated my overuse of parenthetical asides (can't blame her for that). I'm not exactly sure where we stand now, but I was actually looking for a reason to call things off with her for some time. Does this make me the anti-Moberg? Is it possible to break up with someone via blog? I think I may have accomplished that yesterday.

Oh, and tell that asshat Mathnet the place is called Nexus Lounge, which is probably the most forgettable club name. Ever.

It's nice to know we're making a difference.