Defamer Holiday Gift Ideas: My First Crackberry
Looking for the perfect holiday gift for the fetus who has everything? As you roam the Beverly Center in search of Black Friday deals today, make sure to drop by the Baby's First Cellphone kiosk just outside the Sony Style Store, where you can choose from a variety of miniaturized BlackBerry and Treo models featuring keyboards tiny enough to be furiously tapped by even the most delicate of second-trimester thumbs. (Sorry, folks, no iPhones, as Steve Jobs decided that amniotic fluid would smudge its touch screen, ruining its cutting-edge aesthetics.) Help that future agent growing in your trophy wife's belly get a head start on his show business career!