CBS News writers represented by the WGA have voted to authorize the Guild to call a strike. Michael Winship, president of the Writers Guild of America, East, was all like "This is a wake-up call to CBS News management. We're saying that we are really at the end of our rope," CBS News was basically all like "Whatevs, we've got enough non-union workers to write the news without you." No walkout is imminent, reports Times media bunny Brian Stelter. In the event that News writers do strike and CBS's Les Moonves is really just scrounging around, we humbly submit asking John Fitzgerald Page anchor all the shows, all the time.

Employees at CBS News Vote to Authorize a Strike [NYT]