Is Project Runway Already Too Ugly For TV?

You may have noticed Heidi "Kissed By A Rose" Klum roaming around the top of our site screaming, "IM IN UR 'POOTS, SEWING UR CLOZE!" That's because last night was the season premiere of Bravo's Project Runway Season 4. We watched. The ladies at Jezebel watched. It's a funny thing because we know at the end of the season we will have become passionate advocates and bitter enemies of some of the designers. Remember the passion for Santino? The antipathy toward Pepper? The love for Jay?
But last night, they kicked off the only beautiful woman. She was named Simone Le Blanc. Now we're left with a bunch of gays (most are jacked! some are obese!) and some lady who described a cut of her dress as a "haiku." Blarg!