It was only a matter of time before rehabbed gayfaced genius loon Marc Jacobs declared his intention to become a star of reality television, right? He says he'd like to showcase "everything, all aspects of my life. All the drama, the intrigue, the sex, the romance, the work. I'm a shameless human being." Oh but wait! "The whole thing's sort of egotistical, I suppose." Marc! No! Ix-nay on the elf-awareness-say! [NYM]