It's On

· The Strike: Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5. Or if you're the glutton-type, here is all our coverage in one, easy-to-carry link.
· Ellen DeGeneres crosses picket lines, angering one former employee armed with a deadly blog.
· NBC's Ben Silverman can't say those things, can he?
· Shia LaBeouf's spotless track record sullied with one drunken Walgreen sit-in and an adorable mugshot.
· Fabio gets another bird in the face, only this time it's George Clooney's.
· We think we have an idea who might have been inside the Masturbating Bear suit all along.
· Loose lips sink Rosie O'Donnell's MSNBC talk show.
· This animated yelling thing is a lot like that animated yelling thing.
· Ladies of The View: Struggling with the strike, gasping in horror, and speaking jive.
· Michael Jackson looks back on 25 years of vampiredom.
· Forest Whitaker follows up The Last King of Scotland with The Last Time the Public Will Be Asked to Suggest a Mountain Dew Flavor.
· Mickey Rourke's soused Vespa joyride.
· Dog missed the n-word memo.
