Thou shalt have no other gods before Mark Zuckerberg
Well, these Facebook pages for celebrities and products are really going to work out well, now, aren't they? You can now become a fan of "God," a move which is going to thoroughly delight Campus Crusaders everywhere. But get ready for some holy wars. There are, as of this post, three different gods to choose from. This is a violation of the First Commandment. But even worse? It's a violation of Facebook's terms of service.