So maybe America's Most Smartest Model isn't the greatest reality show of all time. But it's on TV, it requires no Guild writers, and at least it has a goal in life—finding the most smartest model or whatever—so we think it deserves the occasional scrutiny of our ever-diminishing attention span, now hovering somewhere between that of a gifted four-year-old and a weimaraner's.

In today's clip, the remaining models (we have only really registered the huffy Russian with the criminal boob-grabbing history) are subjected to one of those high school biology fetal pig dissections, which they manage to pass just short of flying colors due to an overwhelming pignut shortage. Hey—you asked. You did ask, didn't you?