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The United Hollywood blog has taken on the responsibility of debunking several rumors that emerged from Day One of the WGA strike, with no update more crucial than this one about AMPTP bogeyman J. Nicholas Counter III, whom many in the Guild fear—possibly with good reason—possesses supernatural powers he can use to break the will of writers once night falls: "RUMOR: Nick Counter can mentally summon and command coyotes. He can turn himself into a cold mist to elude pursuers. He eats the dreams of sleeping children as he flies above their homes on the back of a giant talking raven named Stormhammer. STATUS: UNCONFIRMED" [United Hollywood]