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· 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. (Kaboom.)
· The Zombie labor talks, meanwhile, prove no more successful.
· Jerry Seinfeld demonstrates the downside of having way too much fuck-you money.
· Even sad Hollywood Blvd. Superman thinks "Blackout" is off-the-hizzle!
· Next time, you may want to put some product in that, Mein Herr.
· The Curse of the Swarovski-Encrusted Skull claims another victim.
· Britney Spears tops the charts and crushes a cop's foot.
· In the end, Dog the Bounty Hunter would only be done in by his n-word-loving self.
· Lane Garrison gets 40 months.
· The lesser Grazer makes good.
· Katie Holmes feigns lifelike behavior in movie trailer.
· NBC's The Office/The Other Office two-hour programming block is self-cannibalized comedy night done right!
· Defamer can't stop partying: The Guitar Hero III launch, Family Guy's 100th episode, and Mr. T's Bowl.
· And, finally, a farewell to Goulets.