"Did You Do It Before You Read About It?"
                  
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                  - We went to Bellevue!
 - And poor super-jerk Aleksey Vayner came back to town!
 - We fretted about the displacement and starvation of adorable brutal feral monster-cats at JFK.
 - We heard from the children of today up at Bard College and learned they cannot love.
 - We met Brooklyn's craziest stripper.
 - We went to a literary spelling bee.
 - We saw an insane number of Halloween costumes. (Including the 220 best on Amazon and eBay!)
 - We watched one of the biggest mob prosecutions blow up.
 - We actually looked at the Times bestseller list.
 - We went to meet the folks behind Newser and became afraid for their future.
 - We don't know why we were surprised to relearn that Jenn Wenner thinks very very highly of himself.
 - We met our hot new Yankees manager.
 - We figured out who among Ken Silverstein, Howard Kurtz and Rachel Sklar hates whom.
 - We started frothing because Jeffrey Epstein is going to have a jury trial of, well, someone's peers.
 - We found out that Park Slope hates children!
 - We realized that Rudy Giuliani was a lobster-eating, tax-dollar-wasting welfare queen!