Gay Man Attacked For Not Being Gay Enough, Despite Gay Gayness

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Pareene

11/02/07 09:25AM

Filed to: attacked by the lynde brigade

Necessary annotations: "FORMER Men's Fitness editor Neal Boulton, who sprinted out of the closet this year when he [bizarrely claimed to Page Six that he] made out with Jann Wenner outside the Time Warner Center, is [inexplicably claiming to Page Six that he was] harassed—for acting too straight. "Some p - - - ed-off gay-activist types bombarded me over the weekend as I walked hand in hand with my children. One threatened to call Page Six to 'out me' as a straight fraud," Boulton, who now edits gay-lifestyle magazine Genre, told [Page Six, again, for God knows what reason]."

Don't Call Me Straight! [NYP]

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Cheap Shot Pareene 11/02/07 10:26AM

Remember, he was the editor of Men's Fitness, which solidifies my theory that if you are constantly bombarded by images of sweaty abs, you may go gay. I'm talking to you Zinczenko!

If you peruse what Dave Z is laying down on what attracts men you realize he's not interested in women at all!:

[health.yahoo.com]

BlinkyMcChuck Pareene 11/03/07 11:14AM

I've gotten a series of mysterious 'last' issues from Genre, each with a threat to stop sending them unless I re-up. The first of them arrived saying it was the last issue I'd get unless I resubscribed. I think I've gotten 12 in a row. I _never_ subscribed to begin with and sometimes I think of sending an issue back, marked, Please, please, make this my last issue. Please.

I feel like this was his idea. So, I'm going to forward them to him.

Sara Benincasa Pareene 11/02/07 10:34AM

All I do outside the Time Warner Center is get dizzy staring at the cars whizzing around Columbus Circle. Also, I get run over by sour old catbags with collagen lips carrying their Whole Foods bags to the limo waiting at the curb. You can tell they think that the fact that they're carrying their own bags makes them noble.

fortqueenmean Pareene 11/02/07 11:41AM

"He recently asked gay-porn king Michael Lucas for a bit part in an XXX video."

Asking for a two-bit role in a Michael Lucas XXX video doesn't make you gay; it makes you gay-for-pay.

I suggest that he does a 'sit-n'-spin' on the Columbus Circle monument to show us all his true pole-smoking dedication.