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If you think we're tough on Valley wantrepreneurs in New York, you should hear them in L.A. A SoCal tipster writes in:

I went to the L.A. Confidential Halloween party at Les Deux last night and we met some guys that said they founded the next Google - which was funny because why the F would my friends and I care?

The pair wouldn't tell our source their names, but she dismissed the most obvious candidate before we could ask. "It definitely wasn't Calacanis," she said. "I would have recognized him." Close call, Jason! More bulldog pictures, please?