• Britney Spears hasn't regained shared custody of her sons, but her hair is looking much better. [Us Weekly]
  • Cyclist Lance Armstrong went on a date with midget mogul Ashley Olsen. [R&M, 3rd item]
  • Jerry Seinfeld shills for McDonalds ... and his wife's controversial spinach-brownie cookbook. Dude is clearly hurting for cash. [HuffPo]