One-time Details and Men's Journal editor-in-chief Michael Caruso, who left Portfolio earlier this month, seems to have stumbled upon a new career: Shilling for appliances! In particular, the Sub-Zero-subsidiary Wolf rangetop. Perhaps his manic record on the editorial side of the magazine business belied a frustration at his stymied career in advertising—we just didn't expect him to be on that particular side of the camera. We feel your pain, Michael. Hey, how do the commercial model salaries compare to those at Wenner Media or Conde Nast? Also! Are you related to Sub-Zero designer Jerome Caruso?