His phone has been annoying him ten years longer than you. You loser.

Know those phantom vibrations that make you check your phone even when no one's calling? Venture capitalist Fred Wilson, who competed in a Blackberry race on video early this year for the stock show Wallstrip, tells CNN that he gets them, but in a way that makes him more important than you. "Of course I get them. I've been getting them for over 10 years since I started with the pager-style BlackBerry."