Avowed bisexual Tila Tequila, who rose to fame for being the hub through which every strain of MySpace-proliferated STD has passed at least once, is currently hunting for the man or woman of her dreams on MTV reality show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. While we're certain Tila's emotional fulfillment was first and foremost on the minds of the show's producers, doubling the number of contestants also cleverly doubled the chances of capturing an always entertaining bitch-choking, weave-yanking smackdown.

In tomorrow's episode, a grotto-side altercation erupts between two male suitors—Marcus, the model from New Orleans who apparently has spent a lifetime perfecting his approximation of Chris Tucker's speech patterns, and Ashley, a high school guidance counselor and "cowboy at heart," who, we imagine, from here on in will find it hard to respond to troubled students who shoot back, "Why should I take college admissions advice from a guy who rolled around with a half-naked dude on national television for the heart of MySpace's #1 famewhore?"