· "Listen, Jane Seymour: Do you want that Dancing with the Stars disco ball trophy? Or do you want to whine about your dead mother? Exactly, so shut up and start foxtrotting."
· More Sex and the City movie spoilers: Mr. Big marries the evil witch from Sleeping Beauty! Poor Carrie. Always the bridesmaid.
· This all-Korean Jamiroquai cover-band is way better than they have any right to be. [via FunFriends]
· What's important isn't that you have an iPhone. What's important is that they think you have an iPhone.
· The guy who wrote Little Shop of Horrors is now pushing up Audrey IIs.