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Wanna be the coolest kid on your block? Then don't buy the B'phone! Yes, Beyoncé has a brand new phone out by Samsung, and for a mere $99 you get a Beyoncé themed start-up screen as well as the ability to download exclusive Beyoncé photos, videos, and music— including a song she recorded when she was 10. As Beyoncé said in a press conference yesterday, "It's only through this phone that you can get this close to my life."

And getting close to Beyoncé's life are what phones are all about. Who needs things like "good reception" and "no roaming fees" when you can have the exclusive gold and burgundy color scheme specially designed by the Bootylicious One herself? And the best part is, if you want a B'Phone, you'll have to head to your friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart, 'cause thats the only place that sells 'em.