• Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, and their sons Jayden James and Sean Preston are all currently afflicted with pinkeye. [TMZ]
  • Performer and reality T.V. star Bobby Brown's doctors attribute his recent mild heart attack to "stress and diet." [Us Weekly]
  • A 30th anniversary reunion of the staff of Rolling Stone was dedicated mostly to mocking bossman Jann Wenner for being a sellout. [Page Six]