• At last, Us Weekly confirms that Jennifer Lopez has finally succeeded at her lifelong goal of conceiving a child. Her only regret is that that witch Halle Berry beat her to it. [Us Weekly]
  • A lifelong democrat has been spotted around town in "passionate liplocks" with scary Republican punditbot Ann Coulter. [Page Six]
  • Britney Spears is now being accused of husband battery during her marriage to Kevin Federline. Doooomed. [TMZ]