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"(I'm So Much Cooler) Online" hit #1 this week on Billboard's chart of the top country songs. Nashville serial hitmaker Brad Paisley tackles a topic Weird Al passed over, the pathetic loser whose MySpace page tells a whole 'nother story. "Online I'm out in Hollywood / I'm six foot five and I look damn good / Even on a slow day, I can have a three-way chat / with two women at one time." Verse two is punctuated by a Mac boot chime. A video starring Jason Alexander, William Shatner and Marcia Brady already topped iTunes' own download chart. But as with most country music vids, you're better off to just listen to the song.