· We understand why Sharon Osbourne was all whooped up on Ellen, but our money would be on Courtney Love if their feud ever came to blows. If Osbourne had ever taken a look at Love's batshit MySpace blog, she'd know she'd be the one fighting out of her crazy-class.
· This is what happens when you trust a guy named the Sultan of Sleaze with your money.
·We're probably no more than three days away from the announcement that Chris Tucker will star in the remake of Escape from New York.
· A magnificent cock moves on, filling us with indescribable sadness.