"Honestly? You really, really think that's how it will go? In that case, can I punch you? Please? I mean, I only ask because you seem like the type of person who'd ponder the question and then just blurt out 'Yes,' and I've been dying to hit something since I pressed '1' to join your conference." Feed your anger at stupid clients by reading this list, "An unordered list of thoughts I had during a conference call with a potential client today," by Joe the Peacock.