Revealed! Britney Spears lost her kids by being an incredibly terrible parent. Also, not signing some papers. [TMZ]
Carrie Bradshaw is getting married, you guys! Carrie fucking Bradshaw! [Splash News]
Haute-waspy designer Tory Burch and rugged, manly cyclist Lance Armstrong have stopped pretending to be a couple. [Page Six]
"[Don] Henley is known for his sensitivity to criticism. His 1982 solo hit, 'Dirty Laundry,' slammed the media with the refrain: 'Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down.'" Oh, so that's what it was about![Page Six]
