Old Media People Totally Understand How To Blog
Fortune managing editor Andy Serwer has some probing queries in his recent "Captain's blog":
Two dangerous questions: 1) Have you ever Blackberryed in a house of worship? Yes I do mean during the service! GUILTY!!!! As for those of you who don't even go, some of you are still doing it too much (tee hee!) And 2) Have you ever bought drugs from an on-line pharmacy, um, without shall we say a traditional prescription? Email me what happened (all confidential of course).....Hey I missed Freda Payne's birthday (on Sept. 19), Happy 65th to you Freda! All that's left is a "Band of Gold" indeed. (That was a number #3 hit in the U.S. in 1970. I also liked "Bring the Boys Home" the following year.)...Do you know the new dance "Soldier Boy?" Hot!!!!!
Good questions, Andy!
1) No! I hate Blackberrys more than God, so you won't find me around either! But I do masturbate a lot (tee hee!) and that's kind of like Blackberrying, and I would absolutely do that in a church if I ever went to one so put me down as a yes, I guess? 2) I don't use the online pharmacies but I know a guy who is kind of, um, low on ethics and happily fulfills all my Viagra and Adderall needs, which works out really well for me because I get kind of distracted when I'm tugging it. Drop me a line, I'll get you two together..... Afghan Whigs did a great cover of "Band of Gold" on their Uptown Avondale EP, I can totally yousendit to you if you want... Hey, question for you: It must be pretty great to know that none of your bosses at Time Inc. read this stuff, right? Or is this some kind of avant-garde Larry King impression? Either way, brilliant!
