· No, The Rock, don't eat those cookies your daughter baked for you! There's cinnamon in them, and you'll have a hilarious allergic reaction that makes you talk like Robin Williams doing his Deaf Guy impression!
· Posh makes the far tougher-looking Nazi-hunter, in our opinion.
· Two generations of Stillers offer updates on Owen Wilson's recovery.
· Ratner embonered by the hott, NC-17 sex in Ang Lee's Lust, Caution.
· Sun rises, sun sets, Ryan Adams melts down onstage.