Me: What did you do last night, Nikola Tamindzic?
Nikola: Went to another Useless magazine party at soon-to-close Passerby.
Me: Another magazine?
Nikola: No, another magazine.
Me: What magazine?
Nikola: Useless magazine.
Me: I know that. They're all useless.
Nikola: Don't be a tool. I took pictures of the Highlights including some guy spewing fish guts.
Me: Oooo, was that Goofus or Gallant?
Nikola: [shaking head] Useless.
Mr. Clo and I looked at Highlights magazine while waiting for a friend to get books for his children, and we were HORRIFIED that Goofus and Gallant are now smiley happy Dora-the-Explorer-like cartoons in color, instead of the brooding emo lineart that they are meant to be.
WHAT'S GOING WRONG WITH AMERICA!
Also, there were only two contrasting vignettes instead of the magic three.
My friend and I were arguing last night over a song we heard at the bar. I told her it was Ludacris. She said it wasn't that ridiculous.
Heh, Goofus and Gallant. Takes me back to my orthodontist's age-inappropriate waiting room.
Does the "Lacey" tag refer to the photograph's subject or her foundation garment?
