• Here's one take on what happened to megalomaniacal money-man Jim Cramer at Gin Lane on Tuesday: "Arianna Huffington successfully convinced CNBC stock whiz Jim Cramer to write a blog for her Web site The Huffington Post at Gotham magazine's party for the cover boy." [R&M, last item]
  • And here's another: "The manic host of CNBC's "Mad Money" was unstoppable at Gin Lane Tuesday night... he bristled when Webster Hall's Baird Jones asked the balding cable star if he'd ever wear a hairpiece. "I would rather blow my head off... Never, ever, ever... They are phony. They are horrible. Same with hair transplants. I like cornrows when they are in an Iowa field... I would never even dye my hair. The only thing I have is my authenticity. No, no, no!" [Page Six]
  • Can you believe that Lindsay Lohan once stole a bag of coke from Jackass jackass Steve-O? Yeah, me too. [Page Six]
  • Model Christy Turlington has Lyme disease. [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]