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· Like all long-delayed sequels, this one doesn't quite live up to the original.
· The Emmys: At least our liveblog extravaganza wasn't forced by Fox's pro-war censors to cut to an lcd disco-ball every time we mentioned how fucking unwatchable it was.
· Kid Nation's homesickness-plagued premiere teaches us the next generation's poo-making priorities aren't nearly as out of whack as we had feared.
· Jeffrey Katzenberg yanks a Viacom CEO's weave defending Spielberg, as Brad Grey swallows the possibility-of-losing-Steven pain.
· News of K-Fed's contracted death greatly exaggerated.
· Big Brother 8's Amber gets in on the Yom Kippur atonement spirit.
· A naked-and-drugged lifestyle inspires a judge to compose The Britney Rules.
· Stalemates: Phil Spector's hung jury.
· Defamer pledges its virginity at the Hollywood Purity Ball.
· Sherri Shepherd's various baby-tending commitments cause her to become temporarily disoriented about the Earth's shape.
· Leave Britney Alone Guy not likely to leave you alone any time soon.