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After teasing the world yesterday with a preview of the audio tape of the Vegas hotel room raid that has landed O.J. Simpson in jail, sports memorabilia repossession mediator TMZ.com has now posted the entire confrontation (in both censored and uncensored flavors!), a clip consisting of nearly five thrilling minutes of surreptitiously recorded accusations of shit-stealing, mother-fucking, and other sundry violations of the vigilante running back's trust. Just for fun, close the door to your office, turn up your computer speakers, and play the audio, seeing if you can trick your still-groggy co-workers into believing that a possibly armed O.J. is threatening you with bodily harm if you don't immediately hand over the stapler you've obtained from a shady Swingline dealer.