• O.J. Simpson is being held without bail, and is expected to be charged with seven felonies, for breaking into a Vegas hotel room and attempting to steal sports memorabilia he claims is his own. But he always seemed like such a great guy! [NYP]
  • Clownish goth lite musician Marilyn Manson resorted to asking a stranger in the bathroom line for coke. [Gatecrasher]
  • Britney Spears is banned from the Chateau Marmont. Jesus. I mean, think of all the people who aren't banned from the Chateau Marmont, like Tommy Lee and Lindsay Lohan and Divine Brown and the ghost of Chris Farley! [Page Six]