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As is our custom, we now take a moment to adulate Defamer's rock star sponsors, whose products and services offer that elusive, "all in one package" everyone is looking for when shopping for anything from premium drinking water to European engineered automobiles. They don't just know the consumer—they are the consumer. Know what we mean?

Special thanks to: American Apparel, Canon, CNN, Crunch, Dirty Sexy Money, Evian, Good Luck Chuck, Hot Hot Heat, Mandalay Bay, TMZ, and VW.