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Let's take a moment to sing the praises of this week's sponsors, who manage to maintain a high level of sexiness without being all, "I never work out, like, ever, and look how tight my hot little body stays!" about it. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and have us daydream about your yoga-firmed posterior, see this page.

Special thanks to: Crunch, Evian, Flavorpill, Good Luck Chuck, Hot Hot Heat, Mandalay Bay, TMZ, Tell Me You Love Me, VW