The language in the complaint to the Department of Children and Family Services about Britney Spears' mistreatment of her kids, which included "allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits," also showed up in a legal brief K-Fed's lawyer filed today. Huh. [TMZ]
Sir Harry "Tina Brown's husband" Evans has demanded that the village of Quogue do something about the erosion occurring on the beach outside his estate before the rampaging ocean causes"grave damage to our considerable amenities." Then the whole beach was washed away by all of our tears of sympathy. [Page Six]
Former NFL star Michael Vick thinks Jesus will be able to help him smooth over the whole dogfighting scandal. [TMZ]
